Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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