So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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