I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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