Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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