Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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