So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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