every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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