at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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