We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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