everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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