I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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