were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Found your dick twin last night
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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