Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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