I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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