Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
kristin has been a bad kristin
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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