i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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