In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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