I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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