He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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