For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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