I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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