I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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