This girl is more easily done than said...
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Randomize
