I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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