this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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