Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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