Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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