Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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