Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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