Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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