'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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