I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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