What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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