i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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