Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Randomize
