I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
