am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Two words: nipple clamps
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