i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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