is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
