Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Randomize
