This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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