fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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