He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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