Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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