at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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