physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
