sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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