Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Are my feet made of real feet?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
