Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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