She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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