there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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