Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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