She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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