I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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