question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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