Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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